Friday, September 30, 2011

Week 2 Schedule

All Games Saturday at McCurdy Track (behind the Football Stadium)
First team listed wears dark shirts

9:00 We Will Franchise & Bash You - The Internationals (The Gunners) - Near Field
9:00 Section 3 Musketeers-Nine Ways to Sunday (Beyond a Reasonable Rout) - Far Field

10:00 Big & Tasty - Spite Kites (Youthful 1ndiscretions) - Far Field
10:00 The Gunners - In re: Touchdowns (The Internationals) - Near Field

11:00 Fantastic 4 - Conor's Bear (The Franchise Tax) - Far Field
11:00 William the Bruce - Youthful 1ndiscretions (In re: Touchdowns) - Near Field

12:00 Sexy 7 - Ferae Naturae (Fantastic 4) - Far Field
12:00 Excessive Fource-The Franchise Tax (Conor’s Beard) - Near Field

1:00 Ex Partay - Three's Company (Sexy 7) - Far Field
1:00 Goon Squad - Section 7's Finest (The Lengthy Dictums) - Near Field

2:00 Beyond a Reasonable Rout - Supra Troopers (Ex Partay) - Far Field

3:00 Illegal Procedure - Tebow's Illegitimate Children (No Punt Intended) - Far Field

4:00 Low Passing - Flimsy, Cheap, and Disingenuous (Illegal Procedure) - Near Field
4:00 No Punt Intended-Malicious Intent (Nine Ways to Sunday) - Far Field

TBD The Lengthy Dictums - Section 7's Finest (Tebow's Illegitimate Children) - Near Field

Week 1 Scores/Standings

A-League:

No Punt Intended 35 - Nine Ways to Sunday 49
No Punt Intended 49-The Lengthy Dictums 14
Goon Squad 63-Illegal Procedure 0
Low Passing 35-Section 7’s Finest 0
Tebow’s Illegitimate Children 35-Section 3 Musketeers 7
Flimsy, Cheap, and Disingenuous 28-Malicious Intent 42

Standings
Goon Squad: 1-0, +21 point differential, 0 points allowed per game
Low Passing: 1-0, +21, 0 PA
Tebow's Illegitimate Children: 1-0, +21, 7 PA
Malicious Intent: 1-0, +14, 28 PA
Nine Ways to Sunday: 1-0, +14, 35 PA
No Punt Intended: 1-1, +7, 31.5 PA
Flimsy, Cheap, and Disingenuous: 0-1, -14, 42 PA
Section 3 Musketeers: 0-1, -21, 35 PA
Section 7's Finest: 0-1, -21, 35 PA
The Lengthy Dictums: 0-1, -21, 49 PA
Illegal Procedure: 0-1, -21, 63 PA

B-League:

Sexy 7 56 - Conor’s Beard 21
Beyond a Reasonable Rout 42-The Franchise Tax 28
Ex Partay 42 -Youthful 1ndiscretions 28
William the Bruce 56 – The Internationals 21
Big & Tasty 21-Supra Troopers 7
Fantastic 4 49 - In re: Touchdowns 34
We Will Franchise & Bash You 21-Three’s Company 7
Excessive Fource 49-Spite Kites 7
The Gunners-Ferae Naturae

Standings

Cam Newton Division
Sexy 7: 1-0 (0-0), +21, 21 PA
Beyond a Reasonable Rout: 1-0 (0-0) +14, 28 PA
Ex Partay: 1-0 (0-0) +14, 28 PA
Supra Troopers 0-1 (0-0), -14, 21 PA
Three’s Company – 0-1 (0-0), -14, 21 PA
Ferae Naturae

Reggie Bush Division
Excessive Fource 1-0 (0-0), +21, 7 PA
William the Bruce – 1-0 (0-0), +21, 21 PA
Fantastic 4 1-0 (0-0), +15, 34 PA
The Franchise Tax 0-1 (0-0), -14, 42 PA
Youthful 1ndiscretions – 0-1 (0-0), -14, 42 PA
Conor’s Beard 0-1 (0-0), -21, 56 PA

Terrell Pryor Division

Big & Tasty 1-0 (0-0),+14, 7 PA
We Will Franchise & Bash You – 1-0 (0-0), +14, 7 PA
In re: Touchdowns 0-1 (0-0), -15, 49 PA
Spite Kites 0-1 (0-0), -21, 49 PA
The Internationals 0-1 (0-0), -21, 56 PA
The Gunners

Monday, September 19, 2011

Week 1 Schedule

Games for Sunday, September 25

All games in Harvard Stadium
Referees in Parentheses
If t-shirts are not in, first team wears dark shirts; second team wears white/light shirts
Near Field is the field set up closest to the river

10:00 - Ex Partay vs. Youthful 1ndiscretions (Beyond a Reasonable Rout) - Near Field
10:00 - Goon Squad vs. Illegal Procedure (Malicious Intent) - Middle Field
10:00 - Tebow's Illegitimate Children vs. Section 3 Musketeers (Low Passing) - Far Field

11:00 - Beyond a Reasonable Rout vs. The Franchise Tax (Conor's Beard) - Near Field
11:00 - Low Passing vs. Section 7's Finest (Goon Squad) - Middle Field
11:00 - Flimsy, Cheap, & Disingenuous vs. Malicious Intent (Tebow's Illegitimate Children) - Far Field

12:00 - Sexy 7 vs. Conor's Beard (The Franchise Tax) - Near Field
12:00 - William the Bruce vs. The Internationals (Big & Tasty) - Middle Field
12:00 - We Will Franchisee & Bash You vs. Three's Company (Excessive Fource) - Far Field

1:00 - No Punt Intended vs. The Lengthy Dictums (Nine Ways to Sunday) - Near Field
1:00 - Big & Tasty vs. Supra Troopers (William the Bruce) - Middle Field
1:00 - Excessive Fource vs. Spite Kites (Ferae Naturae) - Far Field

2:00 - No Punt Intended vs. Nine Ways to Sunday (The Lengthy Dictums) - Near Field
2:00 - Fantastic 4 vs. In re: Touchdowns (Supra Troopers) - Middle Field
2:00 - The Gunners vs. Ferae Naturae (Spite Kites) - Far Field

2011 Team Names/Captains/Division Information

A League

Team/Captain
No Punt Intended - Brian Wood
The Lengthy Dictums - Alex Rosen
Goon Squad - Anthony Palermo
Illegal Procedure - William Nash
Low Passing - Jeremy Glapion
Section 7's Finest - Karl Sigwarth
Tebow's Illegitimate Children - Kyle Watson
Section 3 Musketeers - Abraham Rudy
Flimsy, Cheap, & Disingenuous - Wesley White
Malicious Intent - Sean Mitchell
Nine Ways to Sunday - Scott McIntosh

B League

Cam Newton Division
Beyond a Reasonable Rout - Brian Wood
Ferae Naturae - Andrew Segna
Supra Troopers - Oren Cass
Three's Company - Shaina Wamsley
Ex Partay - Noah Weiss
Sexy 7 - Karl Sigwarth

Reggie Bush Division
Excessive Fource - Abram Orlansky
William the Bruce - Jordan Roberts
Fantastic 4 - Uzezi Abugo
Youthful 1ndiscretions - Rob Barnett
The Franchise Tax - Daniel Doktori
Conor's Beard - Patrick O'Leary

Terrell Pryor Division
Spite Kites - Sterling Sears
We Will Franklin & Bash You - Matt McDonnell
Big & Tasty - Zach Shapiro
In re: Touchdowns - Noah Kaplan
The Gunners - Greg Pruden
The Internationals - Danny Auron

Contact either Brian Itami at bitami@jd12, Brian Wood at bwood@jd12, or Anthony Palermo at apalermo@jd12 if you need the contact information for another captain.